Crash Davis How come in former lifetimes, everybody is someone famous? Crash: The rose goes in the front, big guy.Why its the best: Clever and amusing. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. : EBBY I'd kill ya. Show us that million-dollar arm, because I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours., 23. Larry: Okay, well candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. The setup: Its wisdom time, from Crash to Nuke. ( yada yada yada ) He's behind home plate - don't look. Ill run ya. Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. Larry: Lollygaggers. Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff? You know, hes really different. 'Bull Durham' is partly based on minor-league baseball experience of writer and director Ron Shelter along with the fans and players of the Durham Bulls. Youve got him. Show us that million-dollar arm, because I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours. Wants to throw a fastball instead of a curve. : I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. : : Annie: Hes kinda cute. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : Bull Durham is a 1988 comedy about a fan (who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season) that meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him. Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. ', Crash Davis: I'm the player to be named later.. 'Course it's boring, that's the point. : EBBY I ain't hitting a man first. Beats the hell out of working at Sears. This is a simple game. Crash hit his record dinger the 247th of his minor-league career in Asheville and retired. You ain't that stupid. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. Relax. This one should probably be higher. Larry, from the dugout: OK, hes got vision there. He's gotta come with the cheese. You mean Nuke. And if you know "Bull Durham" well, you probably immediately recognized 37 as the uniform number for Ebby Calvin Nuke LaLoosh. He also dabbles in college hoops and other sports. : Crash, a friend of Maxs, sends over a couple of drinks to their table. Youre Sears and Roebuck material. When you get in a fight with a drunk, you dont hit him with your pitching hand. Crash Davis, 26. Nuke: I knew it. I was somewhat disappointed to read that Washington Nationals Manager Matt Williams attributed the quote "Hit 'em where they ain't" to Susan Sarandon in the movie "Bull Durham . Crash Davis Keeler had the motto "keep your eye clear and hit 'em where they ain't " - which he did. I ranked everything before I put actual numbers on the list. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : The setup: Annie and LaLoosh are disrobing, but the brash youngster keeps his socks on. This is utterly fucking hopeless. Nah. Crash Davis: You be arrogant, even when youre getting beat. Clubhouse reporter Usually start me off with a hammer. Ebert called Bull Durham one of t. Crash Davis : It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us. You could look it up.Why its the best: Damn right, baseballs a blessing to us. Announce my presence with authority. Crash: Are you out of your mind? Crash Davis Nuke: You are. Ump: Youre pushing it, buddy. Crash: You dont want a player. 34. Baby ducks are cute, I hate cute! Besides that, they're fascist. Crash: No, just no. He took a liking to the bull on the trademark and ordered the printer to put a Durham bull on the label. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Cmon, bring it. Larry? He could go all the way. Run, dummy! [On playing in the "show" - major league baseball]. The setup: Crash hit his dinger in Asheville and immediately retired. : Annie. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Hit Grass, Win Salad." Let's have some fun out here! Howd we ever win eight?, Skip Riggins: Its a miracle. Usually takes me a couple of weeks to pick the guykinda my own spring training. The last five pitched he threw were faster that the first five, He has the best young arm I've seen in 30 years. The setup: Nuke comes to the pool hall to tell Crash great news hes been called up to the majors! [pauses] Watch/repeat. Theyre too strong and powerful for that.. At the time of filming, the Durham Bulls were a high single-A affiliate of the Atlanta Braves, while Bluefield was the Appalachian League (rookie) affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Plus, its the first time he calls him Meat. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh You having fun yet? But theyve been winning a long time, and Annies getting lonely. Nuke: Im just talking about one time. : Huh? You ain't getting that cheese by me, meat. In 1898, James B. Duke purchased the company and renamed it the American Tobacco Company. Okay, let's get two! Its our game. I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt., Crash Davis: Christ! Bull Durham is all about the fans and players of the Durham Bulls, a minor-league baseball team tucked away in North Carolina. Ballparks are like cathedrals. Cmon, right in the chest. : Skip You see, theres a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. Im Crash Davis; Im your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. Youre going to have to know them. Guy gets a free steak. : What you need is a curveball., 11. 1. I know. : Annie: You most certainly did. Crash Davis Crash, though, is staring his own baseball mortality in the face. You missed the tag! Crash, to himself: Son of a b throws hard. Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's dick in the bus leagues, is that it? There's six months in a season, that's about 25 weeks. Nope. Lord Alfred Tennyson, Rudyard Kipling and Will Rogers endorsed the product. I fing love winning! Crash, thinking: Alright, hes gonna throw the deuce now. Annie. Another 7 wins & 5 nominations. And when you speak of me, speak well. Write it down!, Crash Davis: Im just happy to be here. What do I got to do?, Crash Davis: Youre gonna have to learn your cliches. Crash: Your shower shoes have fungus on them. (Swings and misses for strike three)Why its the best: Just great insight into whats going on in a batters head. Skip I mean, it feels radical in kind of a tubular sort of way, but most of all, it feels out there. Youll surely disagree with some of these rankings, and thats OK. Annie: Yeah, like the lava lizards of the Galapagos Islands. Someone else carries your bags. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out., 14. Is the modern-day athlete a pale imitation of the great old warriors? You want a stable pony., Crash Davis: My Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the flavor of the months dick in the bud leagues? An argument ensues and Crash gets thrown out of the game. I never told him to stay out of your bed. Annie Savoy The setup: Crash-to-Nuke wisdom time! Crash Davis All's I want is a date. Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow. Huh? 29. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Ballparks are like cathedrals. Crash Davis Crash Davis (Kevin Costner, showcasing his Midwestern charm) is a perennial Minor Leaguer assigned to the Durham Bulls, a hapless team with a long tradition of mediocrity. It can only hurt the ball club. Look at that, he hit the fucking bull! Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : I ain't pissing nothing away. Larry: Another new league record. Well, he really hit the shit out of that one, didnt he? (Pitcher throws at Crashs head) Crash: To announce your fing presence with authority? These are the ground rules. Because it doesn't work that way, you fool! There are many things to love about Bull Durham, but its quotes and dialogues are one of the main reasons. Skip tells Crash that they're letting him go to bring up a catcher from Bluefield. Until late in the game, when he wants to throw a curveball, even though Crash is calling for a fastball. : Crash Davis : : According to the actor and former independent baseball leaguer, he agreed to play Crash Davis, but when he returned from a trip out. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, didn't you? 1. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh In addition, he hit the sportswriters, the public-address announcer, the bull mascottwicealso new league records. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob. : To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. Crash: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. I told him. Nuke: Crash? They say the darndest things. Go get em.Why its the best: Larry has all the answers. What else is there? Right. Is that it? He came back to Durham to be with Annie, and theyre sitting together on her porch swing, on a rainy late-summer day. Crash: You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? Hope I can help the ball club. 'Cause of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. Crash Davis Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. [watching Ebby from across the clubhouse] Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Right. Its a simple game! Good! Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. Crash Davis Don't try to strike everybody out. Love Ain't No Triple Play. Crash Davis is brought to Durham to teach rookie pitcher Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh, played by Tim Robbins, about the game and how to reach the major league. Oh, yeah. She walks up in the rain. (Batter hits home run. The setup: Crash has reported to the Durham Bulls, but hes not sure why hes there. Crash Davis You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club., 23. Well, fuck this fucking game! Who we play tomorrow? Crash: Im Crash Davis, your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. Anything that travels that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it, dont you think?Why its the best: Listen to Crash, Nuke. Bull Durham was an instant success. These top 37 lines/scenes are what I consider the funniest,most iconic, most repeatable andmost usable in everyday life. And when you speak of me, speak well. Crash Davis, 28. By Chris Privett | December 1, 2015 | Explore NC. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Skip: Even if it is the Carolina League, this is a chance to play every day! I don't know where it's gonna go. Right. "Limping jets of love"Hey, Crash. Crash: Who do we play tomorrow? Your fastball's up, your curveball's hanging. Hit them where they ain't. What are you doing standing here? Larry In hindsight, though, shes anything but. When I first saw the movie, I figured this was an exaggeration. Annie: Honey, would you rather I be making love to him using your name or making love to youusing his name. : Kinda depends on which one Ive watched most recently. : The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness. Annie Savoy, 3. He aint seen my heat. Nuke: How come you dont like me? Itll only hurt the (something). Relax. (Foul ball) Can't you even let me enjoy the moment? I want you. Annie: What do you believe in, then? Whoa! Theyre your friends. Crash Davis 8. Relax. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. You're a cocksucker. Crash: My Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the flavor of the months d in the bud leagues? Crash feels he did nothing wrong. And possibly the worst Durham team in a half-century. We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! But you dont respect the game, and thats my problem. Whats our record, Larry? how come nobody ever says they were Joe Schmo? Its, like, better than losing. Just like the whole entire movie. You be cocky and arrogant, even when you're getting beat. We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. The setup: Annie invites both Crash and LaLoosh back to her place, as she tries to pick her baseball boyfriend/project for the season. If he's so good how come Annie wants me instead of him? Larry She, not that pair, opens the movie with a narration. And don't hold the ball so hard, OK? Crash: Im just happy to be here. Larry Youll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Why do you get to choose? : Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? You can keep going to the ballpark, and keep getting paid to do it. Good night. hit em where they ain't bull durham. Annie Savoy : Nuke: Oh yeah, Im having a blast. Crash Davis You throw that weak-a s again. You still dont know what Im talking about, do you?Why its the best: Always loved the breakdown of the baseball stats. Annie (Susan Sarandon) is attracted to Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) too. I can expand their minds. Annie Savoy, 8. So what. Crash Davis : This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. : Twenty-one greatest days of my life. So how does it feel to get your first professional win? What do you think? Good. There he tutors a young, dim-witted pitching prodigy, Nuke LaLoosh (Tim Robbins) in the ways of baseball, life, and love. Crash Davis Max: Hes played in more ballparks than I have. Boy, I once worked there. The setup: LaLoosh challenges Crash to a fight he has no idea who Crash is at this point and they both step outside Mitchs Bar. I dont want to think about quantum physics and I dont wanna think about nothin. Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here? Oh fine. [Mechanized bull noises in background] Annies narration airs over the video montage of a winning streak. Annie: Wait a minute. This guys got some serious s.Why its the best: All I can think is that, in todays game, theres zero chance a bonus-baby youngster would even be allowed to stay in a game long enough to face at least 36 batters 18 Ks, 18 BBs but that was a different time. This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh I should have thrown a slider. You're smart, professional. Hes back in Durham, on Annies porch. Joe Reardon Why does he want me to throw the heat again, I just threw it. Oh, where are you going? From what I hear, you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a fuckin boat. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Quick bat, quick bat. I cant keep giving you these free lessons. Nuke: God, I think youre real cute. A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. I dare you to throw the hammer. I believe in the sweet spot,opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve.. [still laughing] I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather that Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Lyrics by Michel Vaucaire. Joe Reardon Starting to think how embarrassing it would be to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh. : [watching Ebby from across the clubhouse], [In the dugout after LaLoosh pitches a perfect inning], [after their confrontation outside the bar, watching Annie dance with Max Patkin]. Crash: Stupid f, Crash. Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Ebby Calvin LaLoosh If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job., 22. He came back to Durham to be with Annie, and they're sitting together on her porch swing, on a. One more, baby. : Crash Davis Nuke: Im just You know you never handle your luggage in the show? These all make Bull Durham one of the greatest and most relatable sports comedy movies of all time! Your place or mine? The setup: Annies narration at the beginning of the movie is just fantastic. Lets get down to it. It's available on Never fuck with a winning streak., 30. You throw the ball. : Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : Crash: You dont respect yourself, which is your problem. You dont need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. didnt make the cut. And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. Umpire Nuke: I aint pissing it away. Damn, Crash. Crash sees Nuke struggling to put it on in the clubhouse. You want a stable pony. It's how you play the game. Crash Davis [Crash calls for a curve ball, Ebby shakes off the pitch twice]. Charlie, here comes the deuce. God, I can't keep giving you these free lessons so quit screwin' around and help me up. So Skip throws a bunch of baseball bats into the shower and screams at everyone to get in there. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh The design became the most famous trademark in the world. And that last line, about being the guy with the Porsche? You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. Fast ball. Youve got it, honey. Filming & Production 25 hits in 500 at-bats is fifty points, okay? Yeah, and he scrambled the son of a bitch. What do you believe in, then? Courtesy of EMI-Pathe Marconi. I'm not sure which one. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. : You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. CRASH Throw it. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, and you hit the ball. Nuke: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy. I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothin'." He still dismissed her: "I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy. Call me a cocksucker again, and you're outta here. Cmon, right in the chest., Crash Davis: Cmon, Meat. CRASH Hit me in the chest with this. Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but its also a job. Annie Savoy, Nuke LaLoosh: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy. : Write it down. : : Howd we ever win eight? Well, I believe in the soulhe hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Bull Durham movie clips: http://j.mp/1xdA73xBUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/bull-durham-1988/MMVC3C1750A60B27DB1F5A4804D724146A54?cmp=Movieclips_YT_DescriptionDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRIPTION:Manager Joe Riggins (Trey Wilson) gives the players a piece of his mind about their losing record.FILM DESCRIPTION:A blend of comedy, drama and romance, Bull Durham follows the intertwining of three lives brought together by the great American pastime. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. No, don't think, Meat, just give him the gas. He's got a million dollar arm, and a five cent head. We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. 300 and his team won three straight pennants from 1894 to 1896. Beats the hell out of working at Sears., 18. You better cool off. Nuke: Good Lord willing Crash Davis I hook up with one guy a season. Is that about right? The lead actor of the 'Bull Durham' movie is Kevin Costner who played the role of Crash Davis, a veteran catcher. LaLoosh: Hey, Annie. Women never get lured. Oh my. They ain't gonna hit you. 7. Nasty work., Skip Riggins: Even if it is the Carolina League, this is a chance to play every day!, Crash Davis: You dont want a player. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : I held it like an egg. The story follows Ebby Calvin Laloosh who is part of the loosing single-A team Durham Bulls. Music by Charles Dumont. He came up and announced his promotion to the big leagues, but Crash reacted very little to the news: "Congratulations. (Crash walks to the mound) An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Get close, baby. [after Ebby didn't listen to Crash, and the ball became a home run] Crash Davis Twenty-one greatest days of my life. In reel life: Annie makes a pretty big deal of pointing out that there . You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. Annie Savoy And you should know that! No. Hey, he's waving. Crash: I fing quit. And the boy soon to be known as Nuke, pretending to be interested in Annies interests, just cracks me up. It feels out there. Teach me something new, man. Crash Davis: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. Relax. Where are you going?, Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. It's arrogance not 'ignorance. Annie: Cute? I mean, why don't I get to choose, why doesn't he get to choose? He hit the fing bull. Ive tried em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball. Annie Savoy, 9. The setup: After LaLoosh challenged Crash to a fight, then missed him by a mile with a baseball, then got slugged in the jaw, Crash introduces himself. [softly, infuriated] Crash Davis 2 thumbs up from Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert for the baseball comedy Bull Durham starring Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon. The moment's over. : : : Hell of a guy. This game's fun, OK? However, if you think that the movie focuses only on games and training, you're wrong. Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Relax, all right? Annie knows what she wants and goes after them. Youre not going to hit me because youre starting to think about it already. The records 246. 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